He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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