there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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