I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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