I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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