After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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