brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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