IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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