If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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