I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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