after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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