the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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