smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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