She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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