I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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