Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
