i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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