Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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