hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
he wants to bone in the snuggie
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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