i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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