We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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