Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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