definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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