Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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