I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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