Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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