So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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