hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
How does it feel to date your dad?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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