white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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