Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I wish i was in the wii world.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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