Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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