We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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