Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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