Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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