I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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