I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
