Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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