i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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