Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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