Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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