is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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