idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Randomize
