Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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