i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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