Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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