Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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