am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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