There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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