omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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