smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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