What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Barsexuality is the new black.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We have so much sex to catch up on
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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