So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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