real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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