what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You made out with two different species that night
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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