I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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